silver threads & needles

24. london

i love and post lots of
twin peaks, classic movies,
old hollywood, david lynch,
larry david, vintage pin ups,
seinfeld, moomins, hitchcock
& animal tattoos

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“I always thought all marriages were same-sex marriages. After all, married couples end up having the same sex over and over again until it’s as emotionally involving as flossing your teeth. So, on the face of it, the thought of two people with matching goolies walking down the aisle seems about as controversial as, I don’t know, two people who are quite into Game Of Thrones getting married. But apparently, it’s a bit more controversial than that.”

Charlie Brooker (Weekly Wipe S01E03)

a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff


I treat my body like a temple. But not like a regular temple like an ancient hedonistic temple dedicated to orgies and substance abuse




map of British accents!!

How can a country smaller than montana have so many fucking accents?

this is why we say please do not talk about a “british accent” thanks

“I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart. I am, I am, I am.”

Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar (via moonlight-driive)